I totally stole this from someone on Facebook.
Tonight I'm going to my friend's house as I do every Halloween. She lives on a busy street and gets a bazillion trick-or-treaters. What's more fun on Halloween night than sitting on the porch drinking tea and handing out candy to a bunch of cute kids in costume?
Dressing up to hand out candy, that's what. I usually think of this approximately five minutes before leaving the house. Last year, my friend loaned me a plush moose hat and all evening people kept saying it was too early for reindeer. That was annoying.
This year, I've got a costume all ready to go. I'm going to get someone to take my picture and I'll post it here because obviously I have no shame about posting pictures in which I look silly. I'll give you a hint: I'm dressing as an Aunt of Literature.
And no, it's not Auntie Em.