Book of Wrong: Vintage TV Edition

While I was noodling around Google looking for a link to make an extremely hip Bobby and Cissy reference on my other blog, I came across this little gem. It's Gail and Dale, dressed as Holly Hobbie and a barbershop singer, respectively, singing "One Toke Over The Line" on The Lawrence Welk Show. Clearly, they are blissfully unaware of exactly what they are singing about. At the end, Lawrence Welk calls it a "modern spiritual." It's hilarious.

[Mom, if you're reading this, a "toke" is the inhalation of the smoke from a joint ("marijuana cigarette") for the purposes of getting high. I only know this because I Googled it. Honest.]

Whose Idea Was This?

Yeeeaaaah, that goes in the Book of Wrong.

The Book of Wrong: Holiday Edition

The Army Dude and I have something we call The Book of Wrong. It's a list of things that seem messed up somehow - like the parking meters in front of the homeless shelter, or the elderly man we've seen walking down the street with a cane in one hand and a skateboard in the other.

At first glance, I thought this Christmas card was very pretty: a deer and a cardinal surrounded by snowy pine boughs. It's a peaceful scene. You can almost hear the wind sighing softly through the trees.

Until you turn it over:

I guess nothing says Merry Christmas like killing Dasher.