If you go for a walk with the Army Dude in the western part of Rhode Island at this time of year, he requires you to wear one of these attractive numbers. It's to avoid getting shot because of deer hunting season, but honestly, how much danger could I be in? It's not like I ever shut up.
Note how it gives that pumpkin shape to which every girl aspires -- and the color... well, the photo doesn't do it justice.
Even though the day was a bit overcast, I decided to accessorize with a pair of sparkly sunglasses. (Translation: I hid behind them.) Not that I think it helped. I haven't felt this conspicuous since my sister Rachel visited and did my makeup before we went out to dinner.