An email I sent today to Find A Green Business.net (which, FYI, I do not work for a green business):
Not only have your employees repeatedly harassed me via telephone, your "Quality Control Manager" (and by that I mean "rude jerk") threatened this morning to "have someone call me every day" until I comply with your update. Since then I have received two more calls. I've already updated the entry! Stop harassing me or I will report you to the RI Better Business Bureau, the RI Attorney General's Office, and any other law enforcement agency who will listen.
I DO NOT WORK FOR YOU AND I AM NOT REQUIRED TO UPDATE SQUAT FOR YOU!!!!!
DO NOT CALL XXX-XXX-XXXX EVER AGAIN!
Yours in Christ (and by that I mean "drop dead"),
That's right - I have a computer and a temper and I'm not afraid to deploy either one.