Auntie's Tips: A New Wardrobe In 4 Easy Steps

Forget shopping! Follow my directions and you will be enjoying a new wardrobe without spending a dime.


1. Make friends with someone much tinier than you are, who believes -- despite the fact that she is an adult -- that she is going to grow any day now and should shop accordingly.


2. Wait around while this friend stocks up on things that will never fit her. During this time, it's a good idea to ascertain that this friend has excellent taste. (If not, go back to step 1.)


3. When it finally dawns on your friend that she is not going to grow, and that she is running out of space in her closet, go to her house and select things that don't fit her (but that fit you) and take them off her hands.


4. Enjoy your new wardrobe!